Caroline Wozniacki crashed out in the first round of the French Open tennis championships at Roland Garros this week, less than a week after her former fiancé Rory McIlroy broke off their engagement over the phone.

McIlroy, who plays golf and Wozniacki, who is an actual athlete- not just a posh looking dry-humper waddling around with big metal stick hanging limply from a bejeweled and gloved hand, had recently sent out wedding invitations for their upcoming nuptials.

Wozniacki is currently in a place where she is reminding myself that “I really could do better, actually”, and evaluating “what the actual fuck was I fucking even thinking?” by means of regularly looking at this picture:

Rory McIlroy is not hot

Would you want to wake up next to this for your whole life? No? Okay then.

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