Adam Adams gave up her seat to a US soldier so you should give the US military your firstborn and let them bathe in its blood because Amy Adams is a nice woman.
Are you American? Do you keep forgetting what the 27 amendments to the Constitution are? Want to actually learn them? I’ll pretend you said yes, because here’s how:
Which Game of Thrones House Are You, Really? Like, Really Really.
American exchange student extracted from giant art vagina by emergency services in Germany. It was a boy.
File this one under “hacking” with emphasis on the airquotes.
Patrons of local biker bar, Sally Longs, went all True Detective and foiled a theft on a German tourist in Galway City.
If you ever plan on picking your nose and then shaking Cristiano Ronaldo’s hand with it, do it on TV, during the World Cup.