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new study suggests that male stoner spunk is really weird and that having weird stoner spunk doubles the risk of male infertility.

The good news being that if you quit blazing for three months, your sperm production cycle will get regular again and you can get planning that family you’ve always dreamed of.

The study, which was funded by the UK Health and Safety Executive, the UK Department of Environment, Transport and the Regions, the UK Department of Health and the European Chemical Industry Council, examined the eating, drinking and drug taking habits of 318 men and confirmed that cannabis use was a pivotal factor in their findings.

“We found that cannabis doubled the risk of men under 30 having poor sperm,” Dr Pacey told the Independent. “Statistically it jumped out of the analysis. I think it’s a real effect, and it’s not been shown before in such a robust way.”

“You’ve got to stop in June to see an improvement in August.”

The study also concluded that no significant association was found with body mass index, type of underwear, smoking or alcohol consumption or having a history of mumps.

It also failed to provide any sort of graphic representation of what a “weird looking sperm” might resemble so all graphic content attached to this article is purely speculative.

 

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