American exchange student extracted from giant art vagina by emergency services in Germany. It was a boy.
Watch the Argentina striker just break the child’s heart, stamp on it, then take a dump on it whilst cackling manically.
Lux the cat was demonized by the media for going apeshit on his obviously asshole family. Cat whisperer finds that if Lux was guilty of anything, it was of trying to teach a shitty family of assholes to be kinder, better, less cruel.
Mr. Pendergast doesn’t confirm nor fully deny about the child slave accusations but Polyanna reckons he must be alright because he’s got these prisms that, when held in sunlight, create a rainbow effect on his wall. Pollyanna decides she will visit him again because, child slaver or not, he seems pretty sound otherwise.
This generation of young people are what is known as “fauxsumerists”. This means that they really like awesome stuff but can’t afford it, so they just collect and look at pictures of it instead. Here’s 10 ways for you crazy kids to use Pinterest.
What’s going on with Goth Sansa?
Hack author/media pundit Dan Savage uses transphobic language at Chicago University to further monetize the industry of Gay Teen Tragedy. Why should you care?