Recently, I sat down and asked myself have I seen at least 10 good new movies this year? Thankfully I had.
I know you watched The Legend of Hercules last summer. I know because now you are so constipated from all the starch and protein you’ve been eating and your nipples have doubled in size.
Adam Adams gave up her seat to a US soldier so you should give the US military your firstborn and let them bathe in its blood because Amy Adams is a nice woman.
Mr. Pendergast doesn’t confirm nor fully deny about the child slave accusations but Polyanna reckons he must be alright because he’s got these prisms that, when held in sunlight, create a rainbow effect on his wall. Pollyanna decides she will visit him again because, child slaver or not, he seems pretty sound otherwise.
There’s sort of a recurring gag in Problem Child 2, where the production designer is repeatedly required to produce excessively large piles of steaming dog shite.
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